pasty is a word that is more extreme than any other. it is the end all be all of words. when you are at a loss of words. pasty is the word you need.
by juicy stylz March 25, 2011
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A race of people with skin color so white that it makes the individuals look like a white blob in flash photos, or they spend 50% of their summers lying still like a corpse while 'tanning'. However, pasty skin does have its advantages. If there is an alien invasion, a pasty individual can strip down and camouflage with a white wall with ease, allowing said individual to avoid a grisly death by an alien laser gun.
Pasty White people: Hey
Me: AHHHHH
White people: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought the wall was talking to me.
by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019
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The most favourable referance for a vagina.
Originating from the resemberlance to the top of a cornish pasty

Also see Smashing Pasty
Bloke A: Did u get any last nite?
Bloke B: Yer i totally smashed her pasty :)
by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006
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The color of my skin. If you are pasty you have no friends. You are a loser. Stop blinding people and do yourself and others a favor... go get skin cancer and tan.
your ass is so white, and pasty...

your pastiness is blinding me...

Go tan U WHORE OF PASTINESS...NOW...RIGHT NOW..


Look in the mirror, if you think you are pasty, look at your ass...yea you are pasty, AKA, DEATH WARMED OVER!
by awkward LC December 19, 2004
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can be used as an adjective to describe a female or a male. Usually used as an insult, "pasty" means white.
Man, yousa pasty boy, you cracka.
by my name goes here November 14, 2005
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(pronounced past-ee)

Another name for a woman's vagina.
"I stayed at Debbie's last night... Smashed her pasty. Wallop!"
by Eradeziel March 2, 2006
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one that is ugly, super white, needs help, puts teabags on eyes, and has no friends
That kid was so pasty he got denied to prom
by Anti-Pasty August 31, 2009
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