The reverse of a Swampy Romp. A date between Amos Halftrack and Bryant Hollifiield. Held without his wife, Martha, aka Marty, knowing the date is often held very sneakily. Amos often grabs Bryant wanting to get out of the house. Marty Parties are fun! If you want some fun time, don't be tardy - you don't want to be late for a Marty Party!
Amos: Hey Bryant, let's get out of here. I got a golf game with Major Burk today. You want to come?
Bryant: Sure! This is gonna be a Marty Party. Marty won't even know we're gone.
Amos: I got an idea. Why don't I wear my PJs and that party hat? Randy's gonna flip! (he laughs at Bryant)
Bryant: This is gonna be good. Boy, are we gonna have fun!
Amos: Why not?! You know you love to have dates with us. This is your first Marty Party, I think.
Randy: Hey Amos, long time, no see! You here for our golf game? And who is the boy?
Amos: This is my friend, Bryant Hollifield. We're having a Marty Party. Just him and me. The wife isn't here.
Randy: (shakes Bryant's hand) I'm Major Randy Burk. I've heard so much about you. You were at the party the other night, weren't you?
Bryant: Yes. I hope I didn't ruin it.
Randy: No, you didn't. Here, let's play! What do you think, maybe nine holes? With whoever gets the most putts in the holes wins? (they all start playing)
Amos: Whoah, that was a fun game we played! I can't believe we beat him. Boy, is Marty gonna be mad! (he runs to his easy chair and flops down in it)
Marty: Where have you been? Did you have a good time?
Bryant: Sure! You missed it. Marty Parties rock. You should have been there.
Bryant: Sure! This is gonna be a Marty Party. Marty won't even know we're gone.
Amos: I got an idea. Why don't I wear my PJs and that party hat? Randy's gonna flip! (he laughs at Bryant)
Bryant: This is gonna be good. Boy, are we gonna have fun!
Amos: Why not?! You know you love to have dates with us. This is your first Marty Party, I think.
Randy: Hey Amos, long time, no see! You here for our golf game? And who is the boy?
Amos: This is my friend, Bryant Hollifield. We're having a Marty Party. Just him and me. The wife isn't here.
Randy: (shakes Bryant's hand) I'm Major Randy Burk. I've heard so much about you. You were at the party the other night, weren't you?
Bryant: Yes. I hope I didn't ruin it.
Randy: No, you didn't. Here, let's play! What do you think, maybe nine holes? With whoever gets the most putts in the holes wins? (they all start playing)
Amos: Whoah, that was a fun game we played! I can't believe we beat him. Boy, is Marty gonna be mad! (he runs to his easy chair and flops down in it)
Marty: Where have you been? Did you have a good time?
Bryant: Sure! You missed it. Marty Parties rock. You should have been there.
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 24, 2011
A Hardcore diamond trader that uses dumb pretty girls for his or her benefit and gifts with intent to get something back in return.
Did you see that guy use that girl for diamond trading to benefit himself? He’s being a total Marty party.
Don’t be a total marty party bro!
Don’t be a total marty party bro!
by Meetme unofficial December 6, 2021
A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.
by martyparty101 June 6, 2020
by Ionlylovemartheandwatermelon July 16, 2020