Participation Trophy Wife 

A "trophy wife" in the sense that we now live in a society where everyone gets a trophy. She's certainly not first, second, or even third place.

She is not even close to hot enough to be called a trophy wife - at best she's a participation trophy wife.

Participation Trophy Wife by NachoLibreAZ May 5, 2014

Participation Trophy Wife 

A woman who is not especially attractive or accomplished or motivated, however, she feels she should have a husband who takes care of her, even though she does not contribute anything to the marriage. This feeling is based on an overwhelming sense of entitlement which has been instilled in her since birth by years participation awards and celebrations of mediocrity. More often present in millennials.

She can't cook, refuses to clean, and does not want to work to support the home; I don't know how, but he ended up with a participation trophy wife

Participation Trophy Wife by rsd2887 June 14, 2018

Participation Trophy Wife 

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.

My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.

Participation Trophy Wife by Short Bus Sean November 24, 2016

participation trophy wife

if everyone gets one, it's not that special

Looking like a real participation trophy wife over there like Wish.com made a GreatValue brand

participation trophy wife by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows October 20, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022