by jeffrodgers007 September 01, 2016
An ugly as mother fucker, who deserves to die. His family does not love them either does his friends, he usually does bad in school and is very skinny yet short, how ever Paron's can sometimes be nice only when given money and they will either follow or (fuck) for money.
by Professor Urdan June 18, 2020
A PARON BOMB is a cocktail comprised of Crispin Hard Cider, and Captian Morgan rum. The captain is dropped into the Crispin, and chugged like a man. Its enjoyment level crosses somewhere between a sex on the beach and a strike out. I hope thats vague. You need your own experience, it's original, it's new, and it's for you. Its a great drink to order when YOU'RE in charge of ordering- it will make you look more like man- an original man. Not some YouTube sensation ordering Jäger Bombs. The only thing the PARON bomb shares is the clink clank of the glasses dropping. Cheers.
Naive Man 1: hey dude, order us something good, maybe a shot?
*orders
Genius Man 2: here, this is a PARON BOMB.
Naive Man 1: My life now begins.
*orders
Genius Man 2: here, this is a PARON BOMB.
Naive Man 1: My life now begins.
by AHWINSBUSH March 31, 2011
Panny Parons is autistic
by Pannyparons June 25, 2023
One of the trickiest places man has ever reached; legend says it can be attained by reading through all the unit slides and the Oxford Textbook in less than 60 minutes.
So now that we've wrapped Micro up does a Paper 1 on Monday sound good? Are we in the Mr Paron's Ballpark Ballpark?
by Fortnite Gamer 69240rotty May 22, 2022