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pariston

A sparkly politician in hunter x hunter who hoards chimera ants
Did you see that new hunter x hunter episode with pariston he was totally fucking ging
by Kurapikas mommy milkers January 14, 2021
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Paristan

A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.
Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020
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Pristontale

Korean leveling threadmill cleverly disguised as a massive multiplayer online game (Everquest, WoW, Eve Online). Also known as PT. It involves the following:

1. mindlessly killing mobs (mobs = monsters);

2. gaining items from said mobs (items = better equipment = increased killing efficiency);

3. leveling up after killing an astronomical number of said mobs (leveling = more stat points = increased killing efficiency);

4. accessing higher level maps with stronger mobs which render your new equipment upgrades and stat points void;

5. jump back to #1 and repeat indefinitely

On very rare ocassions and after a significant amount of time spent inside this senseless and time-consuming loop, you may achieve enlightment and be able to skip to #6:

6. in a flash of insight, you realize that playing PT is the equivalent of being brain dead and quit for good, denouncing all mmorpgs as the brainchildren of satan and make a witty entry on urbandictionary as your final contribution to the game that has sucked out 2 years of your life;

It is also one of the few online multiplayer games where soloing is more efficient than partying, which promotes a healthy anti-social attitude that will make you unable to function in society ever after.
Pristontale killed my inner child.
by deius October 12, 2005
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Parkstone Grammar School

A hell for saken place where girls are sent to school. known to be a place for rebellious girls who are taught by sadist teachers who need to get lives led by what can only be described as an elephant.
Girl 1: did you see her! she looked like trouble
Girl 2 : did she have a short skirt?
Girl 1: Yeah!
Girl 2: Well Thats Parkstone Grammar School For You!
by theworldfreakshow. April 19, 2010
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patistonmal

That's so patistonmal!!
by patistonmalcommittee March 5, 2021
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Tom Priston

a goon, whom prevents development, no further words needs
'Tom Priston, go home' 'no' keith drives.....
by KeithDrivesTheTrain October 15, 2012
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Parkston

A name for someone who comes from Pakistan, or a sweaty Arab.
Boy 1: My dad decided to buy another shop for my many cousins to look after.
Boy 2: You stupid parkston!
by lololol Cameron January 17, 2009
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