Parcel Force 

(verb) the act of taking a parcel and placing it inside a woman's vagina forcibly.

Hurr she wasn't expecting that parcel force!

Parcel Force by ASkumbag December 19, 2011

parcel farce 

Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again

parcel farce by norman156 February 18, 2008