Panic at the Disco

Quite possibly the worst band in the history of the world. They're even worse than Fall Out Boy and the Jonas Brothers combined, which is seriously saying something. You might be able to use the term "music", if you use it loosely. Most people think that their noisy excuse for music might fit into the genre of "emo-core", but even then, it would a compliment, so they have they're own genre, known as "new-age piss-core". The "band" has four members, all of which are extremely gay and therefore do not want girls, much less 13-year-old girls. Most of their songs include melodies that were sampled from more popular and better bands, such as Led Zeppelin, the Who, and the Beatles. They are below rap and hip-hop, both of which suck terribly, and is the single-celled organism stage of music. And then, just to finish it off, they took out the only cool thing about them: the "!", which put them even lower than they were.

Hitler is better than 'Panic at the Disco'.

by tylerkillspoon February 22, 2009

panic! at the disco

a piece of crap band that makes people kill themselves.

bill: i love this song!
jim: who is it?
bill: panic! at the disco.
jim: @#$% where's the knife?

by myy love. February 8, 2008

Panic at the disco

Panic at the disco is easily the worst band on the planet. It causes thoughts of suicide, explosive diarrhea, mad cow disease, swine flu, and rarely offers any actual benefits. Panic at The Disco is responsible for the deaths of nearly 47 thousand children, including orphans and toddlers. The only people that claim to like this band are: Hitler, Rosie odonnell, and Barack Obama.

Greg - Dude, i was listening to some Panic at the disco earlier, im not feeling to good.

Frank- Swine Flu?

Greg- it's a combo this time, aids and Mad cow disease

Frank- those bastards

by Metal freak11d2 and b-layz August 9, 2009

Panic At The Disco

A band that used to be amazing, and was actually my favorite band, until they turned into pot smoking, sellouts.

Person 1: You wanna go to the Panic At The Disco show tonight?

Person 2: Pshh, maybe if they didn't do as much coke.

by Aust!n. July 18, 2009

Panic! At The Disco

Stupid, pathetic, wannabe disco band. Seriously, they should give up.

Fan: Have you heard of Panic! At The Disco?
Me: Yes I have and now I want to die.

by boneriffic March 16, 2008

panic at the disco

A fake band who were previously a boy band that switched to a pop punk band because of the changing style of the century. In other words, posers who change their music to get money and be "in". Another mistake like the one Green Day made.

Tom: Did you see Panic at the Disco last night? They were great.
Jerome: Yeah right, those guys are posers who only want your money and not in it for the music.

by CHANCHANCHANCHANCHAN January 2, 2009

panic! at the disco fan

let's discuss the difference between a real fan, shall we?

real fan:

doesn't judge other fans by how many song titles they can name, respects that some other fans don't know every single song of every single panic album, and most definitely doesn't hand out their unwanted opinions to new fans.

fake fans:

always asks irrelevant questions and makes other fans uncomfortable.

is this what Brendon would want? think about it.

real panic! at the disco fan:

karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!

Stacy: oh my gosh I really do too! Maybe we should talk about it like civil human beings!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!

fake panic! at the disco fan:

karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!

Barbara: oh really??! Well then why is the middle name of Ryan's uncle's grandpa's cousin's ex's brother-in-law's sister?? Or do you not even know who Ryan is?????!!!

learn the difference.

by cofkase July 7, 2016