Possibly the greatest animal that God put on this earth. Usually very cute and cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating bamboo and sitting on their haunches. Their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have sex.
And the Lord came unto the Earth and made the Panda to his likeness. And HE spake, saying, "Thou shalt be of a cheery disposition and be loved by all." And the Lord smiled upon the Panda and gave it a branch of bamboo. (Panda 13:22)
And the Lord came unto the cheery Panda and spake, saying, "Although thou art a peaceful critter, thou shalt defend yourself furiously when attacked and rippe the limbs from thine enemies and make them wish they had never been born..." (Panda 15:10)
And the Lord came unto the cheery Panda and spake, saying, "Although thou art a peaceful critter, thou shalt defend yourself furiously when attacked and rippe the limbs from thine enemies and make them wish they had never been born..." (Panda 15:10)
by Ingy December 4, 2007
The coolest animal ever!!! Has really cool looks, eats bamboo, and likes to play with people (even though it's so big it often causes harm to frail human bodies).
by The Jon S May 27, 2006
My soulmate, Someone that is warm and friendly and always made me feel better and safe, hence the name panda.
Panda will always love the first love of his life no matter what.
Panda will always love the first love of his life no matter what.
by The 1sttt May 5, 2020
A close friend that you tell everything to. Someone that is warm and friendly and always makes you feel better, hence the name panda.
by Amaka October 3, 2007
by antipandagal January 9, 2009
Amazing animals that god let rome on the earth.Like all other animals they walk around naked . Accept pandas don't care about anything, as well as being so freaking cute. To master the art of the panda you must:
-Sleep in to late
-Roll everywhere instead of walking
-not care about anything
-and live in your house because you have to walk around naked forever
oh, and one last thing if you have ANYTHING to cuddle. Cuddle it like there is no tommorow
-Sleep in to late
-Roll everywhere instead of walking
-not care about anything
-and live in your house because you have to walk around naked forever
oh, and one last thing if you have ANYTHING to cuddle. Cuddle it like there is no tommorow
"DUDE, I mastered the art of pandas!"
"﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'rly?"
"yeah!"
"its 9 in the mornin'"
"So?..."
"pandas sleep till afternoon
"﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'rly?"
"yeah!"
"its 9 in the mornin'"
"So?..."
"pandas sleep till afternoon
by omfgcat March 29, 2016