pabst blue ribbon

The beer of choice among poor, northern folk. The beer teenage kids steal from their parents because it's been in the back of the fridge/in the basement since 1982. A beer that, if drank often, will keep your shit liquid for a week straight. This beer should be drank by all beer drinkers so they can truly appreciate how great their usual, non-Pabst, beer tastes.

I drank Mich-Golden last night and had the first solid shit I've had in four years (True story)

by Pabst12 March 25, 2005

pabst blue ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

Dude 1: Dude, you're getting PBR?
Dude 2: Well yeah dude, we're going to a party.
Dude 1: Ohhh, in case you leave the case there!
Dude 2: Exactly.

by Happy Bobby January 4, 2005

pabst blue ribbon

Chuck Mclain's back sweat!

Getting me a Pabst! YARRR!

by Alex February 14, 2005

pabst blue ribbon light

Like regular Pabst Blue Ribbon but not as "heavy". May or may not be as "hip" as original PBR.

person 1: "Where did you get that pabst blue ribbon light?"
person 2: "At the beer store. It was just at cheap as regular pabst."
person 1: "Cool. I guess?"

by Phej May 17, 2008

pabst blue ribbon cutter

Someone who is the first to do something that is now considered domain of the hipster and frequently copied. Commonly referred to as a trend-setter. A pioneer in cool who didn't intend to be cool.

"Tom is a pabst blue ribbon cutter, he moved to Washington Heights like, 8 years ago."

"Wait, you haven't seen (insert obscure foreign film here)?" "No, I guess I'm not the pabst blue ribbon cutter you thought I was."

by JerkoftheYear January 3, 2014

Pabst Smear

Half a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon with a half pint of Stout or Porter on top; typically Guinness.

I ordered a Black and Tan at the pub. The bartender said she was out of Bass Ale but they had Pabst Blue Ribbon and Guinness available; So I ordered up Pabst Smear, instead.

by QueefSauce February 6, 2022

Pabst Smere

Someone who overpays for a 30 of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Shaun is a Pabst Smere.

by BrendanR April 6, 2007