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by xBOOGIE MANx October 22, 2009
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Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?
Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.
Eric: How was it?
Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.
Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.
Eric: How was it?
Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.
by itsalittlestinky March 23, 2011
Get the Puckered Raisin mug.A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025
Get the Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode mug.A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025
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