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PTMD stands for Post Traumatic Meal Disorder. The state of realizing you just ate a fuck ton of food and now you're in the stages of developing a food baby. You ate so fast you didn't realize how fucking much you stuffed in your stomach and will now be in for a world of hurt. Be prepared to feel the side effects of the food baby itus.
Damn Eric you just ate a whole pizza!

Yea Mike, I'm getting some PTMD right now.

Shit dude that food baby is about to fuck-start your asshole.
PTMD by Sauzy Jawz November 4, 2012
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Post tramatic meme disorder

Is when uve listend to so many memes u freak out
I just had a ptmd freak out
Ptmd by Ducked April 22, 2017
He’s such a PTMD!
PTMD by Verygoodgirl February 12, 2023

PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington

A woman which suffer from a man is or was abusive mentally and physically, liar, cheater, dead-beat father, and always depends on a woman to take care of him.
PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington A Man that wants to be married to you yet in a relationship with you and his side chicks. While his wife and kids struggling to make ends meet.

PTMD (Post-traumatic Modelling Disorder) 

An anxiety disorder similar to PTSD affecting 3D Artists, digital modellers and CAD designers caused by stressful or distressing 3D modelling experiences.

Someone with PTMD often relives the traumatic event through dreams and flashbacks, and may experience feelings of isolation, irritability and guilt.

This particularly manifests as an adverse reaction to songs heard during the event which trigger flashbacks and is thought to affect approximately 1 in 1 people who experience modelling trauma.

Sufferers may also have problems sleeping, such as insomnia, and find concentrating difficult.
"Every time I hear that song, it triggers my PTMD (Post-traumatic Modelling Disorder). I'm transported back to trying to resolve that corner"
"I couldn't sleep last night - PTMD. All I saw when I closed my eyes was vertices"
An acronym for “Prematurity Time Management Deficit Disorder” which is a cognitive deficit emanating from being born prematurely and which causes the sufferer to operate as though time does not exist.
She was often seen as a flagrantly rude asshole who had no social skills or respect for others’ time until those close to her began to realize that she had suffered with PTMDD throughout her always well-intentioned life.
PTMDD by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021
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