Pork sword

A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.

Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.

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pork sword

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

pork sword by pax September 18, 2003

The common term for a fellas old chap.

I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!

pork sword by ave-it April 11, 2003

The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis

A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"

Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to 'wanker'.

'That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!'
OR
'He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!'

pork sword by Gump January 25, 2005

When two men gain erections and battle it out until becomes flacid

Jonny: Should we pork sword?
Bryan: Fine. But looser has to give the winner a Rusty Trombone okay?

Pork Sword by BJN November 28, 2010