poopnis

What a butt should really be called, especially for males. I mean, come on, right?

He who pees out of his penis shall poop out of his poopnis.

"Man, my butt hurts."
"Your POOPNIS, you dunderfunk!!! Your POOPNIS hurts!!!!!"

by Dudley D April 10, 2008

Poopnis

A penis sculpted out of poop.

Look mom, I made a poopnis!

by H3Y_Its_W1LL May 30, 2011

poopnis

A hypothetical penis-like organ that poop comes out of. Presumably, this organ would enable its owner to poop standing up.

If pee comes out of the penis, why doesn't poop come out of the poopnis?

"Baby beans, you and your penis and poopnis
JJJUUU UUUUUU ИИИИИИИИИИ HHHHH, jush jush" - Bruno Mars

by outer spec March 1, 2025

poopnis music

music related to butts

This meme's caption is just "poopnis music" and I am confused.

by Mr. Twinkieface November 18, 2020

poopist

When someone considers himself as a professional pooper, because he/she/it poops a lot.

„I‘m big poopist rn, almost clogged the toilet again, but this one was good.“

by chadster69 December 12, 2020

Poonis Woonis

When a Poonis and a Woonis love each other very much...

MOM WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK AGAIN! I KNOW WHAT A POONIS WOONIS IS!

by TheWenisManWithALargePenis June 30, 2011

Poopnose

An insult used in Family Guy.

Hey Kyle? Hey! I'm Chris Griffin's father.
(mockingly) Hey I'm Chris Griffin's father!
Why that's not very nice, I don't sound like that at all. You're making me sound like Michael Stipe. Listen, I just want you to know what you did the other day was wrong.
(mockingly) What you did the other day was wrong!
You're not making this easy, Kyle.
(mockingly) You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin, I'm a big fat dumb buttface!
Shut up, Kyle.
I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numnutz.
Kyle I said shut up!
You're a poopnose!
(brief silence)
Peter beats up Kyle and jumps out of the window.

by EccentricCookie123 June 18, 2021