I pledge allegiance to Breanne
and to the hoes in mini vans
and to the stoners with crazy boners
that make up her loyal clan
and to the nights of 80's film
that don't disappoint or overwhelm
One nation,
under her,
indivisible
through cheer
and entertainment for all
and to the hoes in mini vans
and to the stoners with crazy boners
that make up her loyal clan
and to the nights of 80's film
that don't disappoint or overwhelm
One nation,
under her,
indivisible
through cheer
and entertainment for all
by no air bags we die like men March 25, 2023