In sports, whether it be baseball/football/hockey what have you, when someone crushes a homer, launches a 60 yard touchdown pass or nets a goal from the blue line on a one timer. Anything that gets an absolute fucking SEND in sports.
“Billy is fighting a 1-2 count right now, the pitcher delivers, AND BILLY HITS AN ABSOLUTE PISS MISSILE TO CENTER FIELD THAT BABY IS LONG GONE!!!!!”
by @99fordwindstar August 10, 2018
Noun: a piss missile is a term most commonly used in baseball, referring to when a hitter absolutely shits on a pitch and lines the ball for a single, double, or even a triple.
by SuperLMH July 21, 2020
by The fastest boi June 20, 2022
When a semi truck driver, or any driver really, has had to piss in a bottle while on the road and then they get road rage and throw said bottle out the window, preferably at another vehicle, it then becomes a Piss Missile.
“Did you hear what Steve did? Some Prius driver cut him off on the freeway and he tossed a Piss Missile at him the next chance he had.”
by Bl4ck0psBauer July 16, 2023
Bongo: " Yo - Jimmy boy... where you goin' with the bucket?"
Jimmy: " Dude - I woke up with this morning with serious wood and I accidentally set off a piss missile in the bathroom. You might want to stand clear for a while cos' the batter is still at the plate."
Jimmy: " Dude - I woke up with this morning with serious wood and I accidentally set off a piss missile in the bathroom. You might want to stand clear for a while cos' the batter is still at the plate."
by Toby Gruntnzler October 16, 2014
An object that is launched at an extremely high speed and/or hits someone in the balls so hard that they piss everywhere
That was a piss missile
by Tigotigotigotigo March 24, 2023
Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.
by Cuckmeat9000 August 10, 2021