Phailboat

Like a sailboat, but it phails (fails).

LOL LOOK AT THE TITANIC, IT'S A PHAILBOAT!!

by Hannahlawlz March 17, 2009

Phailboat

(verb) the act of an EPIC fail or the act of committing celebration.

If said once daily, superstitious believers think that it brings amazing luck to you and all that you love.

-"Let's commit celebration!"

(*committing celebration fails*)

-"That was phailboat"

by The Akid June 23, 2009

pailbat

The Pailbat is one of the weapons that the Gropagas are most often instructed to use to capture runaway prisoners. It is basically a bat with a bucket attached at the top end of it with the the handle of the bucket linked at the bat.

IT BEGINS

All who refuse to hail Inglip shall be beaten with this pailbat!

by LIMA JULIET April 3, 2011

philobat

One who participates in dangerous activities alone. Defined the the special "Joys of Lex" on History Channel.

The Shins modified the lyrics of one of their songs to "philobat blood," just "because it fit."

by aesthetixx January 16, 2008

Philbate

The act of intentionally skipping out on social events for the purpose of vigorous masturbation.

Phil, want to go eat?" "No, I'm busy." *fap fap fap* "Oh, it must be time to Philbate.

by dydx November 7, 2010

phailcopter

a word used when someone big falls down or phails

person 1:did you see that fat person phail.

person 2: ya i wanted to yell phailcopter but there were to many people.

by phail crator August 4, 2009

philobatir

A person who is ultra-mega-sexy and attracts lots of men and women. You can't look at his face because you'll instantly cum in your pants. He's got a massive cock.

Person A: *cums*
Person B: "oh no! He looked at philobatir! Close your eyes people!!"

by Polish_Crowbar November 22, 2021