Assume the crab walk position(from gym class I know you remember it) fully erect. Make sure the helpless person can see your penis but not you. Hum the jaws theme while making your penis patrol around in their view.
Props to dexpid from reddit for the awesome definition.
Props to dexpid from reddit for the awesome definition.
Like Helicopter dick, but in a bracket of its own.
Chad: watch this.
Coach: The fuck?...
Chad: (commence jaws theme)
Coach: Arrghhhhhhh PENIS SHARK.
Chad: watch this.
Coach: The fuck?...
Chad: (commence jaws theme)
Coach: Arrghhhhhhh PENIS SHARK.
by tonyyayo4492 February 18, 2012
Look at those two penis sharks holding hands and gazing into each others eyes while still perusing other penis sharks!!
by Jevolve August 21, 2019
by shark penis November 18, 2010
So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.
Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023