PEBPAT 

Problem Exists Between Phone and Toilet. An update to PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair) since cell phone use is so prevalent in the loo

In IT groups, PEBPAT is a funny way to refer to tech support callers that obviously use their phone in the bathroom.

It's obvious that the PEBPAT in this case. Smokey can't seem to put the damn thing down, even to take a shit in someone's yard!

PEBPAT by TellItLikeItIsLiz June 28, 2021

peppathekilla

It’s an autistic kid called jay

Woah he’s a retard and your like him it’s a slang word for retatd wow I have Peppathekilla

peppathekilla by Peppathekilla June 1, 2020

Perpatrator 

A higher level traitor, This guy will repeatedly break rules you set in place and will fight a loosing battle if he thinks it will make him look good. He also simps for women and will break very specific rules just to get in her friend book only to be friendzoned afterwards. He will also defend his actions of simping by calling those who have called him out on it sexist.

Person 1: Hey guymann just invited (girl who should not be in server) to our server again
Person 2: What the actual fuck you fucking perpatrator off with your fucking head you dumb shit.
guymann: yall are just sexist

Perpatrator by Dr. Emiele vaxximama July 9, 2020

perpatrate

frontin'

stop perpatrating like that cell phone works!!!!

perpatrate by Marcjon78 September 7, 2003

Perpatchual 

The interminable process of boot, download patch, apply patch, reboot, download patch, apply patch, reboot ad infinitum that Windows and other software puts you through on a new installation.

I just downloaded the World of Warcraft binary and now I'm in perpatchual hell while it gets up to date.

Perpatchual by nygeek February 13, 2010

Petpatois

Pronunciation: pet pat wah

A made up language that sounds like gibber jabber, used by pet owners or people who like to communicate with animals and pets. People who use this language sincerely beleive that they are actually talking to their pet.

"Any pet lovers out there fancy brushing up on their Petpatois? Would you love to be able to communiate with your four legged friend effectivly? Well a new evening class is begining next week on Thursday evening, Petptois for Everyone starts at 8pm in the village hall"

Petpatois by sans-souci January 11, 2010

Perpate 

1. someone who is silly and flippant without logic
2. noun- perpate. adjective- perpatious. verb- perpating

Person 1: Why is that person running around in a platypus costume squaking like a seagull?
2: That person is a perpate.

Perpate by danesamelijordanicknamessuck August 13, 2010