A school in the glorious hellhole of barrow in furness. Old, Crumbling and too hot in winter too cold in summer. (thats right, when we wear big thick jumpers and ties in winter, they shut the windows and turn ALL the heaters on, and in summer, good ol' cold rainy british summer, when we're wearing stupid green polo shirts that are rather thin, they open ALL the windows and doors).One of the teachers (*cough*KIDGE*cough*) has bright purple hair, very weird glasses a barbie watch and dresses like its halloween every day.Oh and shes like ninety and traps cats. And then they tell us that we have to have "normal" coloured hair. Hypocrites. Oh yeah, and the humanities corridoor smells of damp fags (fags = ciggarettes). But dont worry, theyre knocking it down soon, so they can mix us with people (I say people, but most of them are ignorant, stupid thuggish chavs), from Thorncliffe and Alfred Barrow school.
Oh the joy. The inexplicable joy.
Oh the joy. The inexplicable joy.
Parkview is a good place to come for some bizzarre forms of torture.
Firstly, you can be taught by people with senile dementia, or at least short term memory loss.
"If anyone wants to use crayons, then they're at the front"
*people move to get crayons*
"whats all this MOVEMENT!!??"
I rest my case.
Or, if you go in the cold, windy, wet month of october, you will be made to run around the field in your shorts and t-shirt, whilst being laughed at by your sporty peers, who are obviously favoured by the P.E teachers.
Or you could have a nice french lesson with the Rothinator.
She's bags of fun.
There are SOME ways to enjoy yourself.
There is hilarity in science lessons...
Just watching the teacher prnace around like a puff.. talking about Villi and Enzymes...
Or maybe cover a pritt stick in vasolene from your friends pencil case, and give it to the woman who is with your chinese friend, in the hope that the very annoying woman will set herself alight with a bunsen burner.
Or, you could just go to bernards.
Firstly, you can be taught by people with senile dementia, or at least short term memory loss.
"If anyone wants to use crayons, then they're at the front"
*people move to get crayons*
"whats all this MOVEMENT!!??"
I rest my case.
Or, if you go in the cold, windy, wet month of october, you will be made to run around the field in your shorts and t-shirt, whilst being laughed at by your sporty peers, who are obviously favoured by the P.E teachers.
Or you could have a nice french lesson with the Rothinator.
She's bags of fun.
There are SOME ways to enjoy yourself.
There is hilarity in science lessons...
Just watching the teacher prnace around like a puff.. talking about Villi and Enzymes...
Or maybe cover a pritt stick in vasolene from your friends pencil case, and give it to the woman who is with your chinese friend, in the hope that the very annoying woman will set herself alight with a bunsen burner.
Or, you could just go to bernards.
by ImInAustenAndIlikeNoodles October 25, 2008
A horrible form of the common cold which slowly rips your souls out of you body and crushes any plans you had to get lit on the weekends. Symptoms include diarrhea, cough, sore throat and almost anything in between. Originally formed in the Parkview apartments at Florida International University.
Dude 1: Yo let’s hit the club this weekend.
Dude 2: Nah man I caught parkview aids and I’m slowly deteriorating into absolute shit.
Dude 2: Nah man I caught parkview aids and I’m slowly deteriorating into absolute shit.
by Thatsupercooldude5566 July 6, 2021
School in Lilburn, Georgia.
Here is some lessons I have learned.
Do yourself a favor and take at least honors and AP classes. These will prepare you well for college and also look good on your resume. Don't get discouraged in one of these upper level classes if you studied for hours and the guy next to yu studied ten minutes that morning of the test and he still ended up scoring higher than you. Many geniuses walk these halls and complaining and wanting to be as smart as them will only make your work harder, it's up to YOU to succeed here.
And at last a final word
A lot of people say that these will be the best four years of your life, and indeed they could. But it is ultimately up to you to make whatever time you spend here enjoyable. My time these four years was extremely average. Never really had many friends or went out, but never go bullied or anything either. Four years of my life were basically spent only at my own home or at school. this routine has caused my soul to go numb. Do not do the same thing I did. Please go out with your friends more and enjoy these four years.
I can't believe I am at this point in my life, four years ago I used to be a freshman like you too. I understand this lamenting of time is very overly used, but it is that way for a reason unfortunately.
Here is some lessons I have learned.
Do yourself a favor and take at least honors and AP classes. These will prepare you well for college and also look good on your resume. Don't get discouraged in one of these upper level classes if you studied for hours and the guy next to yu studied ten minutes that morning of the test and he still ended up scoring higher than you. Many geniuses walk these halls and complaining and wanting to be as smart as them will only make your work harder, it's up to YOU to succeed here.
And at last a final word
A lot of people say that these will be the best four years of your life, and indeed they could. But it is ultimately up to you to make whatever time you spend here enjoyable. My time these four years was extremely average. Never really had many friends or went out, but never go bullied or anything either. Four years of my life were basically spent only at my own home or at school. this routine has caused my soul to go numb. Do not do the same thing I did. Please go out with your friends more and enjoy these four years.
I can't believe I am at this point in my life, four years ago I used to be a freshman like you too. I understand this lamenting of time is very overly used, but it is that way for a reason unfortunately.
by neverlookingback2011 April 21, 2011
kate: hey ,where do you go to school.
sam: oh,..parkview education centre.
kate: shitty deal, i heard that when someone takes it shit there, it makes the whole school smell better.
sam: yeahh.. pretty much.
sam: oh,..parkview education centre.
kate: shitty deal, i heard that when someone takes it shit there, it makes the whole school smell better.
sam: yeahh.. pretty much.
by Sam<3* December 8, 2008
A high school with superficial students and teachers. Some say the secret to it's success is cherry picking students from other schools. Despite this, it's only marginally better than Little Rock Central High School. Students there act boujee until you expose them for eating a slice of ham and a piece of cornbread for lunch. Statistically, You're more likely to end up in a relationship with a coach or teacher than a fellow student.
Person A: "Why is that dude always actin' so sus around us?"
Person B: "I think he's just from Parkview Arts/Science Magnet High School."
Person A: "So that's why he's always on some gay shit."
Person B: "I think he's just from Parkview Arts/Science Magnet High School."
Person A: "So that's why he's always on some gay shit."
by YungDaggerDiq December 4, 2020
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Parkview high school is nigga
by Smmddd September 11, 2021
by LazarBeam69420 January 30, 2020