P Flan

To urinate while fingering one's anus.

I just P Flan'd all over the floor last night. My room mate was pissed, to say the least.

by TheKeating November 8, 2010

P Flan

When one urinates while pleasuring his or her own anus.

I was anal masturbating last night and I P Flan'd everywhere. My room mate was sooooo pissed.

by TheKeating November 7, 2010

P-Flan

1. Someone who thinks they are "hip" or "with it" when in reality they are a walking joke. Someone who still has their mother take them shopping for clothes even though they are 20 years old. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"
2. When your at a party and there is one guy yelling very loud for either a phone or his keys; both of which have been taken away for a good reason usually having to do with the fact it involves an ex girlfriend that wants nothing to do with him.

3. The one person who doesn't get the invite, yet shows up anyways and makes everyone uncomfortable. A real buzz-killington

1. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"

2. "Yeah Gary on your front lawn screaming that he needs a phone. Someone should go out there and knock him out, hes ruining the party".

3. "Yeah Gary's ex is here tonight, good thing we didn't invite him...Oh, spoke too soon here he comes, well this party was fun until this p-flan showed up".

by WhatelyMAslippers430 October 31, 2009

pflanz

To throw up after chugging German alcohol and blacking out.

My friend has been chugging Jager all night and now she just pflanzed all over the place.

by Not Kemba Walker January 7, 2014

pflanzer

A cheap person of jewish origin.

That pflanzer would only let us buy appetizers at Apple Bees , or the pflanzer wanted us to spot him some cheeda so he could buy pizza.

by IH34RTVI4FR4 November 5, 2006

pflanzer

A piece of cheese that has moss on the side of it.

Oh no my cheese has been pflanzered.

by dorone October 13, 2006

pflange

Many believe 'flange' is the correct spelling, but it's simply a misuse of the glorious English language. "Flange" is actually spelt, "PFLANGE," with a silent P.

You know it makes sense.

I was the first person to use it too. Anybody who denies that is simply a misuse of grammar jibing, misspelling fool! And hell YOU DON'T WANNA BE A MISUSE OF GRAMMAR JIBING, MISSPELLING FOOL!!!

Oh, and it can mean anything you like.

"Stop! Remove your pflange from my face or my MOM will shoot!" - the X-rated version of the classic film.

"MM THERE GURL U B LOOKIN MOIGHTY FOINE WIV YA PFLANGE N YA MINGE IN ME FACE.. OOH!"

"Lick it good, lick it good.. Lick that pflange just like you should," - a superior version to the vomit-inducing 'classic.'

by Jen Taylor February 22, 2005