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I'm So Over Valentine's Day 

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.
I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

The moment Anakin Skywalker made the worst decision in his fucking life.
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head 

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

it’s over anakin, i have the high ground 

The scene in star wars where anakin is defeated by obi wan
*swoosh*
Anakin is floating on lava

Obi Wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!

Anakin angry: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

*fight continues*

Obi Wan proceeds to leave Anakin in ashes

Darth Sidious (a.k.a. Palpatine) approaches

Emperor Palpatine: He’s still alive

Anakin is carried away

bend over and i'll show you 

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.
Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

Bend over and I'll show ya 

The comeback to end all comebacks.
Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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