Orno

Late night adult films found on Cinemax. Adult films that contain none of the three p's... penis, pussy & penetration.

I was watching an orno on tv last night but I couldn't get my dick hard.

by rizzle931 March 13, 2013

orno

the area thatis found between the nose and the lips or the slit above the lips. it is said in judaism that an angel puts his finger there and leaves a dent so a child doesnt remember all the secrets of life that he has been revealed during his time in his mothers uterus.

take your finger off my orno!
i burnt my orno on this cup of tea!

by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

Orno

A small hick town in the middle of God knows where. No one knows about it.

Jake: Where's Orno?
Tommy: Orno? What the fuck is Orno?

by Urbanrelator July 24, 2012

deal or no deal

A reality tv show on NBC that requires no skill, in which contestants merely choose briefcases at random. Recently, NBC demonstrated this by airing an episode where a monkey earned more money than a human contestant who was given the same setup of briefcases.

EX. 1
Host Howie: "Deal or no deal?"

Contestant: MOoohhahaH monkey sounds

EX. 2
Bill: Yeah, and to imagine I won it all on a game show.
Jim: Which one?
Bill: Deal or no deal?
Jim: Oh, the one that requires no skill.

by punkyBrewster January 14, 2009

bones or no bones day

Meme generated by a popular user jongraz on the most used app at the moment, his pug wakes up with a bones or no bones day. So it s a way to say good day or bad day
-verafiga on the same app

I hope today’s a bones day. (good day)
Today better not be a no bones day. (bad day)
Bones or no bones day!!

by verafiga on tic toc October 17, 2021

deal or no deal

A show on NBC. It's known for its very over zealous host, Howie Mandel, and its even more over the top contestants. Most of which have some gimmick to offer on the show because that is the only way that NBC can get ratings these days. *sigh*. NBC used to have quality shows like ER, but they have turned into crap shows because NBC is more interested in the Apprentice and any other reality show they can get their hands on. Deal or no Deal has a good idea, but unfourtanately for us viewers it is on NBC.

Howeie Mandel: The Banker has just offered $100,000,000,000,000, deal or no deal?

Contestant: Um? Can I use one of my lifelines?

Howie Mandel: No dipshit! We'll be right back after some cheap advertising from NBC!

by redskins0756 May 14, 2006

OJ or No-J

Orange Juice or No Juice?
Term used to question whether person is drinking or not drinking an alcoholic beverage.
An individual who is not drinking an alcoholic drink would be on the "OJ" and a person drinking alcohol will be on the "No-J"

Example 1:
Georgina: Hey Dorsa! are you OJ or No-J tonight?
Dorsa: Hey Georgina, im OJ tonight sorry, im driving.

Example 2:
Dorsa: Parsa's driving tonight - IM ON THE NO-J !!!

by PMans June 17, 2013