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Oriental Express

When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.
After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by CBD1972 November 12, 2008
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Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.
Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.
by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023
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Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.
Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.
by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023
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