Oriental Express

When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.

After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Oriental Express by CBD1972 November 12, 2008

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Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

Oriental Express by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

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Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

Oriental Express by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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