Oriental Express
When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.
After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oriental Express by CBD1972 November 12, 2008
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