A: i heard Jade is now cancer free!
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.
by Ghost0mega_is_gay_for_solkrieg April 13, 2023
An advanced organism is the opposite of a Normi/Normy, someone with the knowledge and creativity that is beyond "normal". Their mental power surpasses incredibly that of a "Normal Person".
Normi: LOL u guys!!!!11!! I have a limited edition 1000 degree slime fidget spinnerz.
Advanced Organism: Whatever, you immature fool, ugh, you normies NEVER learn.
Normi : shut it nerd1!1!! r-right guys....?
Advanced Organism: Whatever, you immature fool, ugh, you normies NEVER learn.
Normi : shut it nerd1!1!! r-right guys....?
by Memelord_1337 July 27, 2017
"In a real organization..." is the start of a sentence that is used to sarcastically mock an organization or similar entity that is being a cheapskate or is doing something unprofessionally. The format of the sentence is usually "In a real organization they do/have something" which implies that the organization the speaker is mocking does not do/have that something even though it should. The context should also make it clear what is missing from the current organization but it can also be explained in the sentence.
If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.
When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.
The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.
If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.
When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.
The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.
Example 1: "In a real army we would've received a full magazine of blanks for this exercise, instead of just five rounds."
Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."
Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."
Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."
Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."
Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."
Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."
by ZeroOne^ July 22, 2010
A way of keeping things organized just enough that even though it's messy, you know where everything is or should be
Friend: you should really manage all the clutter in your bag
You: I'm using disorganized organization, I know where whatever I'm looking for it
You: I'm using disorganized organization, I know where whatever I'm looking for it
by Oakwood Chair Grove January 6, 2022
by EvanKnish October 14, 2022
A vegan and or organic person who can be verified real by their PLU sticker located at the back end of their just kidding
by Walking dead activist November 24, 2020
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