An individual who has gone through the steps to become certified as a racist in the eyes of the public and the law. Ordained Racists are known to think of themselves as certified beauticians. However, they are just blatantly racist and decidedly out of pocket.
Guy 1: “Damn you here what Fred was saying last night?”
Guy 2: “Yea super out of pocket. Guy is an ordained racist”
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.