A black and white cat from Ikea. Also spelled Ufi.
Does not meow but "murps".
Frequently afraid of strangers but very loving to friends.
Likes to dress up in women's clothing.
Oofy Doofy Theory also known asdoofus ,hubby schlubby,wounded bird weak man narrative weak sauce narrative theory. refers to nerdy, geeky men who are alledged getting all the good looking women while good looking men chads are alone and not getting dates.
Steve is getting all the women now that oofy doofytheory is in effect , women dont give good looking guys the time of day.