The name of a wonderful and mysterious dragon with a seal-like body and lives the the ocean far far away.
No matter how far away he can ALWAYS see you.
A black and white cat from Ikea. Also spelled Ufi.
Does not meow but "murps".
Frequently afraid of strangers but very loving to friends.
Likes to dress up in women's clothing.
Oofy Doofy Theory also known asdoofus ,hubby schlubby,wounded bird weak man narrative weak sauce narrative theory. refers to nerdy, geeky men who are alledged getting all the good looking women while good looking men chads are alone and not getting dates.
Steve is getting all the women now that oofy doofy theory is in effect , women dont give good looking guys the time of day.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"