when attempting to penerate the anus of a lady friend or brokeback buddy, it is the crusty poo flakes that surround the enterance to said anus. As you thrust harder and harder past the many layers of the crusty poo flakes, they will cause a great discomfort that often results in an embarassing yelp, followed by a stream of tears.
Brad: oh man, last night i only got through half of Debra's ass onions before i had to pull out and wipe my tears in the bathroom.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.