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onion ass 

An ass SO amazing it brings a tear to you eye
Dude did you see that girl that works at Long Bottoms Coffee Co.? she has SUCH an onion ass that i cried the whole time i was in there!
onion ass by PersianDeity March 6, 2008

Ass onion 

A person that shits out a sphere shaped poo that makes you cry like an onion
'holy shit that is an ass onion you left there'
Ass onion by furiouswank May 5, 2007

Ass Onions 

when attempting to penerate the anus of a lady friend or brokeback buddy, it is the crusty poo flakes that surround the enterance to said anus. As you thrust harder and harder past the many layers of the crusty poo flakes, they will cause a great discomfort that often results in an embarassing yelp, followed by a stream of tears.
Brad: oh man, last night i only got through half of Debra's ass onions before i had to pull out and wipe my tears in the bathroom.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026