one eyed wonder worm 

The male genatalia, a penis

Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!

one eyed wonder worm by bluzcrazy May 5, 2006

one-eyed wonder worm 

affectionate nick-name for the penis.

Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?

one-eyed wonder worm by Bill B. July 4, 2005

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm 

Slang for penis

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm by Hellyan November 29, 2003

the one eyed wonder worm 

penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz

He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.

the one eyed wonder worm by Dingus July 11, 2003

the one eyed wonder worm 

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

the one eyed wonder worm by Jeff May 13, 2005