Preface--Scott and Susan are friends--
Susan: You are such an idiot Scott!LOL!
Scott: (smiles and gives Susan the one finger peace sign)Thanks Susan..haha!
Susan: You are such an idiot Scott!LOL!
Scott: (smiles and gives Susan the one finger peace sign)Thanks Susan..haha!
by Ashley Burgess November 1, 2007
When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking
guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."
guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."
guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."
by OneViolence December 30, 2016
Guy 1: I’m ‘bouta do a one finger push-up. Guy 2: Impossible. Guy 1: AAAAAA (ow) and done. Guy 2: WHAAAAAT???
by ¿ Lunar ? May 20, 2023
A person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.
Oi Charles, have you heard about this prowling Robin Hood whoe's new in town. He goes by the name of the "One Finger Bandit". He pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.
by Fratton November 25, 2013
by Jenifer123 April 27, 2023
Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.
As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.
by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018