on the hat

to be marked for death or to be contracted for being killed. Most commonly used by bikers or inside prison.

Guy 1: "You know you're on the hat?"
Guy 2: "Punk ass pranksters don't scare me."

by raptor5000 June 25, 2010

Hang your hat on the muscle hamster

To put on a condom.

The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.

"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."

by JohnRambo10 August 31, 2014

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

Dab on the haters

A coping mechanism for 5th graders to avoid the realization that Existance is pain

Jake pauly fan: "Hey Da'quan, you hear what Michael said about you?"
Da'quan: "I don't care what Michael said. DAB ON THE HATERS"

by Cyprus EVo October 27, 2017

dab on the haters

A term used by a retarded white boy named Jake Paul and his 12-year-old followers

me- bruh this kid hating on my LeBrons

Jake Paul- Dab on the haters

by Kinkyemokid August 14, 2017

Dab on the haters

Reject the hate and dab to show that you don't care! Dab on the hate and show the haters that you're better than them. Accept yourself for who you are.

Dab on the haters:

"Some bullies were being mean to me so I just dabbed on those haters and left"

by Cool Beans 345 August 17, 2017

getting tipsy on the hatorade

1)drunk or slightly drunk on hate over something stupid
2)hating something or someone hard
3)Hating with jealousy on someone or something
4)hating something or what a person gets or has

Trevor: Man I wanted those Jordans and he got them for free.
Travis: Yo, man quit getting tipsy on the hatorade! Just be glad you got some shoes!

by Alicia S. July 23, 2008