To be "on the train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
- I'm on the train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
by a66spam February 1, 2014
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A: "Hello"
B: "Hi"
A: "So I was..."
B: "I can't hear you I'm on the train!"
A: "Sorry what's all that noise? I can't really hear you."
B: "What? I'm on the train, I can't hear you!"
A: "You're on the train?"
B: "No... I'M ON THE TRAIN!!!"
C: "Shut the fuck up!!!! Can't you just be a bit fucking considerate to your fellow passengers for fuck's sake??!!"
A: "Hello"
B: "Hi"
A: "So I was..."
B: "I can't hear you I'm on the train!"
A: "Sorry what's all that noise? I can't really hear you."
B: "What? I'm on the train, I can't hear you!"
A: "You're on the train?"
B: "No... I'M ON THE TRAIN!!!"
C: "Shut the fuck up!!!! Can't you just be a bit fucking considerate to your fellow passengers for fuck's sake??!!"
by ericmaj July 11, 2009
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on the train is a gang initiation ritual performed in several gang in south and central america, the ritual takes place when a female wish's to join the gang it is basicaly a line of gang members having sex with her then joining the back of the line to go again.
by alra October 19, 2006
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Mark: Dude let's go to the Freshmen bar
Serg: Why?
Mark: Dude it has good music
Serg: Nah bro your on the train
Mark: Come on, just for ten minutes
Serg: Okay i'm boarding the train
Serg: Why?
Mark: Dude it has good music
Serg: Nah bro your on the train
Mark: Come on, just for ten minutes
Serg: Okay i'm boarding the train
by BulgeBracketBanka February 10, 2019
Get the On the Train mug.To be "on the train of despair" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be on the train / To be off the train.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be on the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train of despair this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
- I'm on the train of despair this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
by a66spam February 1, 2014
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