A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.
Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.
by Froggy7384 July 12, 2005
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a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.
others who have written definitions of "balled my eyes out" here are perfect examples
by Tomer S February 28, 2008
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when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.
i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.
by jeffbogart April 18, 2005
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1. A term used in Call Of Duty to tell your boosting buddy that you are at the designated location.

2. Can also be used as a term used that makes the conversation perverted, even if it isn't
1. Chris: Tickle balls!

John: Coconut!

Chris and John: Coconut all over my tickle balls(start to

laugh hysterically.)

2. John: Hi Chris!

Chris: Coconut all over my tickle balls.

John: No that is disgusting.
by ItsJustJohnNBD July 26, 2011
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Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."
If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
by Adam7172 February 13, 2016
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