When your boyfriend can't man up and just tell the truth about anything so he lies to everyone about every single thing; choosing to act like a bitch instead of a man.
by Not Here to make friends May 4, 2021
*Funny insult*
"An ass that is flat, yet rather large, but not in a good way. Generally kind of jiggly but has no depth to it.
"An ass that is flat, yet rather large, but not in a good way. Generally kind of jiggly but has no depth to it.
by Chief Qweif February 19, 2021
The art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.
Brody: "How was your night?"
Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."
Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."
by Rainbow Stalin January 13, 2011
a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
by carp it up January 7, 2012
I failed this class, because the professor is throwing ass.
I love this meal, this food is throwing ass.
I love this meal, this food is throwing ass.
by hahasun December 24, 2022
1) Austin: Yo I gotta practice my frestylin' so I can get that ass jaunt tonight
Miles: Aight Aight start dat free jaunt
Austin: Uh Uh 1 2 1 2. Aight aight so check it suck a nigga dick
Miles: Aight Aight start dat free jaunt
Austin: Uh Uh 1 2 1 2. Aight aight so check it suck a nigga dick
by At jaunt October 14, 2014
A huge file, maybe a presentation or spreadsheet, that you inevitably need to send when your internet is down.
I need to finish sending this Big Ass File to boss lady Dina before she leaves tonight, it's really harshing my mellow.
by rule5 September 17, 2020