Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.
by Do close the door March 16, 2022
Egg child is not an ordinary egg it is a special golden egg. There is only one egg child. It is a special extremely intelligent being.
by Vomidech1t March 29, 2021
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by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013
A girl who's name starts with A, who also puked in class because she ate a dozen eggs for breakfast.
by wearethicc May 25, 2018
The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.
I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."
by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023
When A girl is sending you signals that she wants to fuck. She wants her eggs fertilized. Only used by Huntington Beach locals
by Da leech October 5, 2017