When a man ejaculates into a lady’s vagina from a distance of no less than 1 meter, the woman must be on her back with her legs open in the air and her fingers holding her vagina lips open.
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"
by Michilla October 16, 2007
To regurgitate in ones own mouth, to puke in your mouth.
Similar to a Vurp.
*puke* I just made a mouth omelet.
Similar to a Vurp.
*puke* I just made a mouth omelet.
by The Chaz-Mainian devil November 21, 2010
When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.
by the sensual chef October 7, 2018
1. busting a nut on a girl's (or guy's, for the gays) face.
2. the end product of aforementioned act, after it has dried on her (or his, for the gays) chin and it looks like that gross shit left over in the pan after you fry an egg.
2. the end product of aforementioned act, after it has dried on her (or his, for the gays) chin and it looks like that gross shit left over in the pan after you fry an egg.
1. "My girlfriend said she needed some more protein in her diet, so we banged real quick and I finished off by giving her a chin omelet."
2. "Bruce asked me to blow a load on his face last night, so I did, but he didn't clean it off right away! I was soooo grossed out. I mean, he just left it there till it turned into a chin omelet!"
2. "Bruce asked me to blow a load on his face last night, so I did, but he didn't clean it off right away! I was soooo grossed out. I mean, he just left it there till it turned into a chin omelet!"
by Ranal Apist September 1, 2010
Bro 1: This chick was slobbin my knob and she totally gagged, puked on my love, and passed out.
Bro 2: Uh oh dude, sounds like a sweaty omelet!!
Bro 2: Uh oh dude, sounds like a sweaty omelet!!
by cockapoose420 September 2, 2010
An egyptian Omelet is when a man and a woman have a nice fuck on the beach and a rather large amount of sand gets lodged into the females vagina. (also known as the sand-trap)
by jmoney90210 February 23, 2009
standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it
by Rickety Rack November 10, 2007