Skip to main content

old balls 

One who is still young in age but exhibits extreme geriatric behavior. A person labeled "old balls" will often become exhausted after 9:00PM and kill the fratmosphere. S/he can be seen taking naps at all hours of the day adding to their crankiness.
"J.G. did not want to go out to the bars again tonight, he is being old balls".
old balls by Boo-radley June 2, 2008
Related Words

old balls 

a term describing people or things that are old, whether in a chronological sense or in theory. The connotation can be cast either good or bad light... but it's mostly bad. It's usually used to describe grumpy old people but it can also describe some events and social climates.
I had breakfast at Bob Evans, the ratio of old balls to other people there is about 12:1.
old balls by porch punk November 27, 2011

Old balls 

Refers to a College senior, and most applicable to a 5th or 6th year senior. Used commonly by Fraternity men in reference to the senior or (in rarer cases) 5th year senior that is still living in the house, or attending classes.
"Man! I can't believe Farbo is going to live in next semester!"

"Yeah man, he's Old Balls.."

old balls club 

An older (50+) wealthy man, worth dating
I saw this hot older guy, totally looks like he could be part of the OBC ... The "Old balls club"
old balls club by Mel_007 June 9, 2017

old balls 

Is that the guy with old balls?
old balls by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

old balls 

that man has his old balls in her mouth
old balls by eli May 16, 2003