old shoe

marijuana that is sub-par and tastes and/or smells like an old shoe.

on second thought, don't pass me that old shoe

by greggles January 11, 2004

The Old Shoe in the Hat Trick

When you are about to lose a game of tetris and your starting to make a major comeback and it starts to get really hardcore but the game gives you shit blocks and you lose anyway...

Man, I was on the final level of tetris last night and my heart was beatin' and my hands were shakin' but it still gave me the Old Shoe in the Hat Trick!

by Tommy Oliver October 09, 2006

box of old shoes falling from the loft

Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.

Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."

by Dr Wannarey January 01, 2008

Old man shoes

White tennis shoes, that men like to wear with blue jeans, slacks, or shorts. Often times with white tube socks.

Look at that guy! He looks really awesome in those “old man shoes”.

by Coldsteel for real November 08, 2017

Old Brown Shoe

A term used for a slut who is generally passed around between friends

Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!

Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!

by timmy scridlow November 08, 2008

Grimy Old Man Shoes

Considered the best chinese traditional pop rock in West New York , NJ. Started in

Oh man , the Grimy Old Man Shoes is playing at Steve's house today.

by Iodop May 06, 2009

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 28, 2015