A university that barely qualifies as higher education, obsessing over a football team that routinely gets embarrassed in early January.
by Charles Woodson 1997 November 17, 2011
An exceptional University whose top-notch faculty and academics are consistently overshadowed by its over-hyped and over-funded football team.
Burnout "Business" major: Hey, wanna drink with me and my boys before the big game on saturday?
Student that actually studies: What big game?
Burnout "Business" major: WHAT BIG GAME? You're a fucking buckeye, how can you not know that we play Michigan this Saturday!?!? It's like the biggest event of the year!
Student that actually studies: Uhh...right. I'm a Theatre major...there's more to Ohio State than football and booze.
Student that actually studies: What big game?
Burnout "Business" major: WHAT BIG GAME? You're a fucking buckeye, how can you not know that we play Michigan this Saturday!?!? It's like the biggest event of the year!
Student that actually studies: Uhh...right. I'm a Theatre major...there's more to Ohio State than football and booze.
by superficialautism July 12, 2012
Guy 1: So I was visiting Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
by Beanstalker March 11, 2011
A university located in Columbus Ohio. A member of a conference of universities of whom ALL of which are ranked within the top 30 public universities in the nation, a fact which no other conference can claim to, especially the SEC, which only has one school which is worth a shit. Ohio State prides itself in being a university that does more than recruit good college football players, because as it turns out, in the big scheme of things winning football games and hiesman trophies doesn't really mean shit. Though ironically, Ohio State has won more games and heisman trophies than almost anyone.
Oh, you care about what you do with your life AFTER college? Go to The Ohio State University or another Big Ten school
by bucks_rule January 25, 2011
Anyone with an association to one of the most respected academic and athletic universities in the world. Also, one of the oldest universities in the U.S., Thee Ohio State Buckeyes have won more national championships, bowl games, and conferance titles than most schools in the country. Home of 2 of the greatest coaches in college football history (Woody Hayes, Jim Tressel), Thee Ohio State Buckeyes are tied for most Heisman winners at 7 with Notre Dame. The only school to have a single player win the award twice. One of the most dominant athletic forces in the nation, especially during the 1st 10 years of the millenium in all departments. The Buckeyes are also one of the most hated on juggernauts in the U.S. due to pure talent and heart. In 2011 A witch hunt was held against Jim Tressel, 5 Buckeye football stars, and subsequently the rest of the school over a moronoic rule that players cannot sell awards that they earned for any reason. BOLLOCKS!!! Also the greatest fan base in the world cheer the Buckeyes. Oh, and the rival of the Michigan wolverines (A.K.A. cupcake university) who continue to be crushed at every meeting in the last 7 years straight. Not to mention about to take the lead in wins vs loses between the two rivals. Greates rivalry in sports. EVER!!
by SIZZLLIN March 24, 2011
Fuck those Ohio State Fans
by Coochie Blaster November 25, 2018
Considered the best Public school in the state. Recently ranked AHEAD of Miami of Ohio by U.S. New and World Report. It is easy to hate a good school with a dominant football program, which is why so many outsiders do. And not quite so ghetto as some ignorant people think.
by Chris dubbs May 8, 2006