An exceptional University whose top-notch faculty and academics are consistently overshadowed by its over-hyped and over-funded football team.
Burnout "Business" major: Hey, wanna drink with me and my boys before the big game on saturday?
Student that actually studies: What big game?
Burnout "Business" major: WHAT BIG GAME? You're a fucking buckeye
, how can you not know that we play Michigan this Saturday!?!? It's like the biggest event of the year!
Student that actually studies: Uhh...right. I'm a Theatre major...there's more to Ohio State than football and booze.