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The act of jerking off on an oak tree
Person 1: oh dude let’s go have a oak jerk with the guys.
Person 2: hell yah hat sounds great I fucking live oaking!
oaking by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018
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The act of one jerking off onto an oak tree.
Person 1: yo dude, let’s go have a nice circle oak with the guys!
Person 2: oh hell yah that sounds great I love oaking!
oaking by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018
The act of Oaking someone, otherwise known as leaving someone on read, because they just don't give a damn about what you have to say.
Oaking.
Example: Dammit Tony, she Oak'd me again. She's probably still probably doesn't give a shit.
Oaking by Inspector Bullshit July 2, 2019
Originally born from the Pokemon internet community
A shortening of the phrase "Professor Oak-ing",

A transitive Verb: Attempting to or succeeding at seducing an acquaintance's mother
"I'm straight up professor Oaking that bitch."
"Your mom is getting Oaked"
"I talked to this guy on the internet who said he was Oaking my Mom"
Oaking by HardOak August 15, 2019
A way of pleasuring yourself for guys . Before finishing shove a stick into the hole where u pee , and spin it , it gains pressure because the jizz is tryna come out and shoots out like a rocket ship .
I have started oaking yesterday , my friends say after oaking more it will not hurt anymore.
Oaking by OAELER April 28, 2024
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
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