when you make a girl cum then you poop in her vagina and stick your dick in and then she queefs it into your mouth
My girlfriend and I just did an oakland jelly roll
My girlfriend and I just did an oakland jelly roll
by DingleBerryLicker January 13, 2011
When you breakup with your broke, but loyal ex for someone else who is much richer while continuing to live in your ex's house for 2+ years while your new BF/GF builds a new, lavish house that your ex could never afford to buy.
Guy 1: I can't believe Brian left Allie for that snobby whore Briana! They've been together for years!
Guy 2: But the last time I was at Allie's place, Brian was still there.
Guy 1: Well, they still gotta live together to pay rent until Brian moves in with Briana. Its an Oakland Raiders breakup.
Guy 2: But the last time I was at Allie's place, Brian was still there.
Guy 1: Well, they still gotta live together to pay rent until Brian moves in with Briana. Its an Oakland Raiders breakup.
by HorrifyingDihareeaSludge Chili March 29, 2017
Oakland Mills High School is the supposed to be a "ghetto" school in Howard County. Howard County is one of the best school systems in the country, so basically OM has a lot of Blacks and Hispanics. The Black kids are are only sorta gangster and good at sports. The White kids are only kinda hipster preps and the Hispanics are a whole lot smarter then we all think. Oh and there are some Asian Kids. It doesn't really matter cuz everyone just smokes weed together.
A: I hear Oakland Mills High School is really messed up. There are a lot of drugs and gangs right
B: NO! Everyone smokes pot together then their parents take them to soccer.
B: NO! Everyone smokes pot together then their parents take them to soccer.
by Its Diversity Dawg! March 15, 2011
When a man is recieving oral sex from either a man or a woman he begins to feign orgasm and urinates in the sucker/blowers mouth.
Hey Josh, thanks for letting me stay the night last night bro, your mom really enjoyed the Oakland Hard Lemonade I brought over.
by Million Dollar Asshole April 3, 2011
A term that simultaneously says that a person is wrong about something and insults the Oakland Raiders' inability to play football.
Mike: Did you know that McDonalds is extremely healthy now?
George: Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl.
George: Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl.
by mosuperbowl August 27, 2012
Oakland-American is a term to describe the ghetto/hood-rat/shady crowd from the East Bay (San Francisco).
See New York's Bridge and Tunnel crowd.
See New York's Bridge and Tunnel crowd.
"Every event in San Francisco has been ruined by the Bridge and Tunnel crowd."
"I think they prefer the term 'Oakland-American'"
"I think they prefer the term 'Oakland-American'"
by caltox January 2, 2014
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