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The most dangerous two-word combo in the English language. Never EVER say this to someone unless you are mentally and physically prepared to best them in a fight, otherwise you're asking for a world pain.
San Angelos PD: "Simon Phoenix, lay down on the ground...or else."

Simon Phoenix: Proceeds to curb stomp the lot of them.
or else by PapaPalpatine2008 December 14, 2020

Or else what? 

A reply that comes after Or else.
"Go make me a sandwich. OR ELSE."

"Or else what!?"

"I'll fuse Carrot Top and Pauly Shore and, uh...George W, Bush to your head. Oh, and Hitler's big toe. And maybe Ryan Seacrest's bald scalp."

"I'm goin', I'm goin'."
Or else what? by Just Sue Me. March 12, 2005

or else i will hunt you down 

When you tell someone to do something either really important. Also when you tell someone a really big secret and don't want anyone to know.
Dude don't tell anyone or else I will hunt you down!

Go Into The Forest Or Else

A form of hazing used by cliques in the tiny state of Massachusetts.It involved the person being initiated being led to the middle of a gross,tick infested deciduous forest,and the members of the group telling the person to go far into the forest.After a while,the person will get lost,and recieve a text for the way back.If they can make it through with no issues,congrats! you made it.

also used by popular middle school girls to peer pressure other girls into being like them.
T.T.U.Y. President:for your final initiation task,you must Go Into The Forest Or Else.
Initiate:O-oka-y.
~the initiate walks into the forest for about an hour or so,and then recieves a text to come back.~
T.T.U.Y President:You made it back to us alive!you made it!
Initiate:YAY!

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. 

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.
Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again 

that creepy thing buffalo bill would say in the movie the silence of the lambs when he wanted those girls to rub lotion on them selves
guy 1: hey phil it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again.
phil: dude stop you know buffalo bill killed my mom
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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