one-way ticket 

A shortened version of the phrase "one-way ticket to Did-I-Ask-Ville" used mainly in text to communicate that you don't care.

A: "guys I learned this new song on the ukelele!"
B: "one-way ticket"
A: "???"
B: "...to did-i-ask-ville"

one-way ticket by pillbug science March 17, 2021

One way ticket 

A trip or a journey of no return

My boy, it's gonna be a one way ticket...are u ready?

One way ticket by ThinkinTaylor February 26, 2020

one way ticket 

Hit song by The Darkness. Talks about snorting crack...hence the name. a real kickass song, the chorus gets you going every time.

And back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

Sitar / effects
Stick it up your f*cking nose! (Woohoo!)
Solo

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels steering off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back!
One way ticket to hell and back (yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back (ooh yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)

one way ticket by ibreakcrayons584 June 1, 2006

one-way ticket to heart-break city

It means that u can't come out of a bad or worrying situation that bother's you currently (or) which breaks Ur head and bogs u down.You have no other choice than going through a bad phase in your life.

His girl-friend ditched him and so he felt like it was a one-way ticket to heart-break city.

one-way ticket to heart-break city by over- the-top March 29, 2010

One Way Ticket to Hell 

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.

Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.

One Way Ticket to Hell by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008

One way ticket to Burlington 

Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).

I wasn't certain, but that shirt just brought Greg a one way ticket to Burlington.

One way ticket to Burlington by Icepick Trotsky June 20, 2011

One way ticket to Oregon 

Suicide, whether legally assisted as allowed by Oregon law or not

In 1961, Ernest Hemingway pulled out his shotgun and bought a one way ticket to Oregon.

One way ticket to Oregon by jdotx November 23, 2011