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When entering an establishment where the majority of the patrons are of retirement age, one can covertly refer to this as the Old Folks Home in code "OFH" without offending the patrons. This can be very useful in describing an eating establishment which has excellent "home" cooking which the old folks flock to like a pig to shit. Restaurant names typically have a name like "Family Restaurant" or "Home Dining" and don't qualify unless they have a daily special.
Cell phone coversation to friend who is on the way to the OFH while you already seated at the table: "Yo Tim I'm at the OFH, shall I order the special of the day for you (liver and onions)".
OFH by MehCuzImBlackSeh August 10, 2008
Words you can keep
OFH - Open Faced Helmet as worn by a Mod
The Mod was wearing an OFH before he came off and had his chin scraped off the tarmac.
OFH by Andy September 8, 2004
Related Words
means: oh fucking hell
person 1: shes coming..
person 2: ofh
OFH by esmetayal February 23, 2021
OFH means "OH FUCK HELL"
Used when some shit is about to seriously hit the fan
When you accidentally sent a dick pic to Mom instead of Mommy: "OFH"
OFH by Jackaß December 5, 2020

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S.O.P.A stands for Stop Online Piracy Act. It was a bill introduced in October of 2011 to prevent piracy, copyright infringement, and the trafficking of counterfeit goods online. S.O.P.A was very controversial, as many accused it of limiting free speech.

I don’t know why you would need to know about this, but you can find it in a high-ranked definition of America, so hey, context!
Someone: Hey, what’s this “ This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. ” on the definition of America mean?
Nerd: It’s a bill passed to prevent illegal activity online.

Someone: You’re a nerd, stfu.
Derived from it's original meaning of "One Focused Hour," Ofha is also Tongan for "Fxck you!"
"Hey Heff, Ofha, now shut the hell up."
ofha by Dyfunctional Jim July 13, 2016

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It is what happened to one of the defenitions of america the H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. was a act passed by the united states to prevent online policy
Me:Hey what is the defenition of America
*looks it up*

*This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed*
Me:What the fuck
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