Hannah O'Rourke is the best at everything, art, dance, and drawing & more. She is amazing + Beats everyone at everything
Everyone loves her and she is absolutely gorgeous with the best hair.
Everyone loves her and she is absolutely gorgeous with the best hair.
by playdoisawesome August 18, 2011
Go into a bar with a fake persona then chat up a girl and repeatedly buy her drinks and rufie her until all motor skills are lost. Follow this by carrying her to a hotel room and laying her spread on the bed proceed the deeply throat fuck her whilst shitting in her cleavage. Then turn around and titty fuck her smashing shit into her chin until she throws up then slap her in the face with a spunky, shitty and vomit covered penis until her cheekbones are a lovely purple color.
I picked up the girl the other night and gave her The O'Rourke Speciality said the man to his lawyer.
by Twataface November 6, 2019
Texas congressman with a Kennedy & Obama-esque charisma who barely lost the senate seat to Lyin' Ted Cruz and will wipe the floors with Dump if he decides to run for POTUS in 2020.
Beto O'Rourke is the future and will leave Donald Trump in tears when he comes to terms with his inevitable defeat.
by Soul_Driver January 8, 2019
The hottest politician since John F. Kennedy... this guy can get it. He ran for the Texas Senate seat against Ted Cruz and even though he lost, he won the hearts of millions of thirsty Texans and millennial voters. He loves Whataburger, skateboards like a champ, and casually says "fuck" on live television. He used to be in a punk rock band named Foss, which is cool as hell. He's trying to bridge the divide between the Republicans and Democrats, and a lot of Americans want him to run for President in 2020.
Texan 1: I'm not going to vote in the midterm election. I just don't have an opinion.
Texan 2: What?? At least vote for Beto O'Rourke. His band's album, "El Paso Pussycats", is awesome.
Texan 2: What?? At least vote for Beto O'Rourke. His band's album, "El Paso Pussycats", is awesome.
by benshapiroisgod November 12, 2018
Hayden O'Rourke I'd one of the funniest and charming boys in the world and hid ginger hair shines a beacon of hope over all. He is always defending his fellow wingmen Caleb McCarron-Row and Jude Flynn
How Hayden O'Rourke is so funny
by Helloitsme) March 15, 2022