Nutella Spread

the nutella spead is the act shitting in your hand and or the girls face then continue to rub said shit all over her face till it completely covers it

A gurl let me nutella spread yo face!

by Nutella Spread May 20, 2015

nutella bum

When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.

Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.

by Ethan Barnes February 7, 2017

nutella wristy

When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)

eg.

Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm

by In your endo June 14, 2014

nutella guy

Our god.

I worship Nutella Guy.

by Nutella Guy February 19, 2019

Nutella kiss

The act of dropping a small amount of Nutella onto a piece of furniture (most commonly, computers) and then licking it off.

Dude, I had to give my keyboard the Nutella kiss this morning.

by cl4ssy April 8, 2012

Nutella Time

watching porn with the homies but instead of a group fap session we just eat instead, preferably bread and nutella

Hey Cliff I'm feeling really dry today, can we go to your place for a Nutella Time?

by beapimpnotasimp July 19, 2020

Nutella Dick

Where a male covers his dick and balls in nutella and their partner licks it off

I gave my partner nutella dick last night

by fcfkhf January 13, 2019