Nothing was once questioned by a great mind. Is it the "prescense of abscence or the abscense of prescense"? Furthermore, what is the sound of one hand clapping? What is out there in the universe, at what makes up those vast spaces of abscense? (or prescense of abscense)

Nothing, put simply, is the deepest, shallowest, brightest, darkest, widest, thinnest, and incomprehensibly empty emptyness, so empty that it is only prevented from collapsing upon itself because there is no substance to collapsae in upon, or no substance to do the collapsing, or even any substance to think or daydream about collapsing upon abscense of prescense or prescense of abscense, which is still utterly and completely absent of form and shape and mass and prescense that is abscent from the existance of anything. In short, nothing is the total, absolute, final, and complete spot that is both positive and negative, young and old, and to sum it all up the opposite of everything in existance, for there is no existance in nothingness. It has even been thought that nothingness itself doesn't even exist, and that the existance of nothingness is so impossibly ludicrous and isnane that if anyone were to actually realize or see nothingness, the entirety of the expanse of the Everything would simply vaporize, leaving even more nothingness in its place.

Nothingness is nothing, to put it simply. (really, this time)
Nothingness has only been explained correctly by Zen Buddhists:
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by Doomeyes October 21, 2003
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It basically means "nothing". "No nothing" is a stronger tone of expressing the state of having nothing at all.
I've got no house, no car, no food, no nothing!
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It is mightier than God, more evil than the Devil, dumber than George W. Bush, uglier than Paris Hilton, the poor have it, the rich lack it, and if you eat it for too long, you will die.

Large amounts of it are found in the heads of politicians and the purses of pupils, students, single mothers and pensioners.
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everything when somebody says nothing is wrong it means everything is wrong
boy:whats wrong you look sad?
girl: nothing (<--liar)
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Words used to finish off a sentence by those suffering from mental damage, a poor educational background, or simply a white trash lifestyle. Often used as a substitution for the slightly less unsavory phrase "or anything."
"Shucks, Super Walmart didn't have any 'Firebird' license plate frames or nothing. What to go shoot some squirrels?"
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When uttered by a female it means "I'm gonna see how many times you ask and beg for an answer...then I might tell you..maybe."
Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Nothing."
Guy: "There has to be something..."
Girl: "No, really, I'm fine."
Guy: "Okay suit yourself."

Result: Poor guy's sleeping on the couch that night. Shoulda forced the answer out of her. Sucks, but true.
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Used as an introductory phrase to indicate that the principle phrase which follows is intended neither to be commanding nor officious, but simply as friendly advice or constructive observation.
Not for nothing, but you just bought the first iPad less than a year ago.
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