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The 2nd most northern colony of Denmark.
a: Let's go skiing in Norway!
b: Nah the beers are too expensive...
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It's the best YouTube channel in the world with it's famus video mice attack
That is a good Norway
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Norway is a country in Scandinavia, as a part of Europe. Its neighboring countries are Sweden, Russia and Finland.

Some quick facts about Norway; the main language in Norway is Norwegian. The currency used in Norway is kroner (NOK). The capital city of Norway is Oslo.

Norway is a country with beautiful fjords, amazing mountains and wonderful lakes.

Some might experience Norway as an expensive country to live and be in, as Norway is a wealthy countries with its large amounts of oil.

If you go to Norway you might notice that foreign foods and cultural things can be hard to find, but stores like Neo Tokyo, Outland and different restaurants, the most common place to find these kinds of stores and restaurants are in Oslo, but can be find in different places.

As an example on some simple Norwegian phrases:
Ja - Yes
Nei - No
Hei - Hi
Takk - Thank you
Unnskyld - Sorry
Snakker du engelsk? - Do you speak English?
Person 1: "Hey, can we go to Norway?"
Person 2: "I guess we can some day."
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by ARMY0505 February 28, 2020
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Norway is pretty gay, Sweden is too.
Denmark is much better.
Me: Yooo Norway is pretty gay, and Denmark is better.
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Norway is a small country right next to IKEA and LEGOLAND.
"Aw man, Norway is really boring""
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Norway is one of the lamest countries in scandinavia.
Norwegians are generally extremly ugly (there are tales their 'race' heritages from trolls)
The Norwegian language are one of the funniest sounding languages in the whole of Europe. It's not uncommon for ex. Swedish people to break out in laughter when he or she hears a norwegian talk.
Norway is also hated by other countries for their cruelty to animals.

It's still legal to have intercourse with animals (2017) and even encouraged by parents in north of Norway to do so to relive sexual frustration due to the lack of womens in the north.
The nationalfood (nationalrätt) in Norway are "guleböj" wich is just a plain banana.
Everything in Norway is EXTREMELY expensive!
Most Norwegians are rascists!
God damn those Norwegians smell so bad!
Run children or Anders.B will get you
Norway = NO!-Way!
by Loos3r February 02, 2017
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