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A city in Fairfield County, as i'm sure many people know. It borders Westport, New Canaan and Darien. Now, i know what you all are thinking: Norwalk is just flat out poor and people are afraid of it (god knows why?) sure, it's more DIVERSE than it's bordering towns, and it's not as wealthy either, but that doesn't make it a "dump." it has its fair share of problems, but it's also a very nice place in a lot of ways.. you just have to look past the stereotypes and give it a chance. norwalk is divided into four main parts: south norwalk, east norwalk, west norwalk, and just norwalk (which is basically north norwalk or cranbury) sono has cleaned up a whole lot over the years and is actually a pretty nice place.. it's good for shopping and eating especially. east norwalk is by the water obviously, and has two country clubs: shorehaven and shore and country. now i belong to shorehaven, and in a lot of ways i love going there all the time, but it really has shown me how lucky i am to live in norwalk. most of the people here are really down to earth and don't care about physical appearance, which i like. anyway, i'm not too familiar with west norwalk to be honest, and the northern part is pretty much the same as the rest of it. overall, i'm not writing this to diss the bordering towns of norwalk, don't get me wrong. they're great in their own ways. all i'm saying is that you should give norwalk a chance. believe it or not, there's more to it than meets the eye.
norwalk isn't as bad as you think.
Norwalk by BLWV3997 February 13, 2009

Norwalk Community College 

Also known as Norwalk College of Champions, NCC is considered the Harvard of Community Colleges. Located in the beautiful foothills of the illuminous Connecticut town of Norwalk, NCC boasts an intense and rigorous curriculum that challenges its diverse and elite student body that endures a challenging and selective admissions process. Classes are usually followed by intense parties thrown at the houses of moms in neighboring Wilton, where anyone 18 to 87 is invited. Bro rape is a mandatory. Students major in store managing, filing, copying documents, and being someone's bitch in the office place. Students carry their experiences with them for the rest of their lives.
Norwalk Community College Student #1, "dude, this arithmetic is kicking my ass, maybe ill switch into filing, make a name for my self, you know?"

NCC Student #2, "brohan, you can totally follow your dreams at NCC, go for it, maybe one day, you can become the dude that gives stickers out at WalMart, or even maybe the cow at Stew Leondards."

NCC Student #1, "dude, you know you can't tempt me with my dream like that. i'll never become the cow"

Testimonial, "Well, at least I can piss away my parent's money at the College of Champions and learn how to use Microsoft Word."

Norwalk High School 

A public high school in Norwalk Connecticut. It has decent academics and sports, but is filled with big booty thots , juul fiends, crackheads, etc.
“Hey bro did u see that Sophomore thot?”

“Yeah , I’m pretty sure she goes to Norwalk High School.”
Norwalk High School by BootySlayr69 February 24, 2019

Normallo 

A person who adheres to the norm of society
"I hate that pub, it's full of normallos"
Normallo by Lisa Buckfast January 10, 2014
A small town in mass. where it consists of:
Lax bros
Themed thursday
sloppy girls
AND lots of alcoholic pot heads. Parents provide all the money they have and they do not have to work for anything. They WILL be going to college and dont have to worry about paying. 99% of the people in Norwell High School is preppy. No secret is safe here...
jon oleary=biggest tool in norwell
norwell by Shortygirl February 10, 2009
"the well"

A small town located in Massachusetts near Hanover, Scituate, Hingham etc. School sucks but high school is decent. The teachers suck realatively bad. There's always something going down over the weekend usually involving football games and parties which consist of a large amount of booze and weed. Three words used too much: Legit, Grime, Lurk. Best week of the year is def spirit week. snow days = nonexistent. summers are spent partying, doing nothing, and jumping off the bridge. there are no secrets and you know absolutely everyone in the whole town.
You can say you hate living here, but you can't help but admit that somewhere, deep inside of you, is your love for norwell.
norwell by the well November 12, 2007