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Northerner’s Sock 

When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.
Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.
Northerner’s Sock by TheAlMan November 13, 2018

Northerner 

Person from the North of England, unlike their Southern counterparts, Northerners live very harsh lives. Someone who is NOT from London. Sometimes refered to as a "Northern Monkey" (a Southern insult) Northerners also do not like forgien (mainly American) tourists going to just London for a holiday.
American Tourist: Are you from London?
Me: No, I'm a Northerner, we're not all from London, you stupid Yank!
Northerner by Metal Master September 26, 2005

Northerner 

Northerners are often depicted as being scruffy, dirty, rude, obnoxious folk. Unfortunatly, this is the way they are viewed and portrayed but it couldn't be further from the truth. It is assumed that, because of the northern accent, northeners are stupid and uneducated. This is yet again untrue, it is just an accent. A way of speaking. Would you call a texan an idiot for speaking in the way they do? of course not. Would you call a londoner an idiot for speaking the way they do? of course not. That is exactly the same. People say northeners should get a full grasp on the english language but the truth is that they do have a ful grasp on the english language, they just pronounce words differently.

Northeners are very down to earth people, they try hard and alway give a good days work. Coming from one of the poorest parts of England does not stop them from being lovely and considerate.
Most often than not it is southeners that insult northeners. This is due to the North South Divide. To be fair Northeners have a porr view on southeners. It is all fair.
"I'm a northerner, it's fantastic."
Northerner by Twomanywheels October 23, 2013

Northerner 

An unintelligent individual who is usually spotted wearing Adidas and Le Coq Sportif tracksuits in an order to be perceived as "Trendy". Often found rifling through bins for food, they are the lowest form of scum, after Australians.

Communicate using animal like slang and resort to violence for any possible reason. This is often started by the large swarms of Chavs or Townies hanging under every shop doorway. Favor shops like Tesco and the local corner shops where they are seen illegally buying Cigarettes and cheap Booze.

Always carry drugs on their person as they are able to be bought at every turn.

Northern England, Why live any where else?

I'm a northerner. Don't rage.
"Wanna go up to northern England for the weekend?"
"I'd rather lick my own Arse hole"

"Ayup Youth, wanna come down t' pub to get pissed we me? Got 10 quid but it'll be right innit.

I'm a northerner.
Northerner by Northern English twat. December 18, 2010

northerner 

A "Yankee."

Someone who can't stand southern accents, but have obviously never had to listen to themselves talk.

Someone who is incredibly rude, obnoxious, and just mean at times.

Someone who thinks that they're better than you if you were born south of the Mason/Dixie line.

Someone who drinks their tea hot and unsweetened. (EWW!!)
My new teacher is a Northerner, and I can't stand to listen to her talk.
northerner by J_Leigh July 26, 2007

northener foreigner

A person from Kapuskasing, Canada of partial french ancestry.
Shawn Zwarcyuk is a northener foreigner.